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1 (2000 lb.) elephant, cleaned & cut
in serving pieces
1 sm. rabbit seasoned to taste
After elephant is cleaned, add seasonings. Cook in a very large pot
outdoors. Cook elephant for 4-5 days or until tender. Invite all the
Wire Shop employees; if everyone shows up, add cut up rabbit but
only as a last resort, because most people don't like "hare" in
their stew. Management Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use
the telephant. No! No! I mean elephone Who tried to use the
telephone. Howe'er it was, he got his trunk entangled in the
telephunk; The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the
telephee.
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